Berta Kulák

This is Berta Kulák a tenth grader from my neighborhood, we sometimes have coffee at the Progress Bakery and talk. Berta is an excellent student and a talented cellist. Her idol is Jacqueline du Pré and she currently studies Haydn's Concerto No. 2 in D Major. This Sunday morning she is on her way to her classmate and boyfriend Joe who lives at Rains and Lambertlodge Ave, they have sex while Joe's parents are at church. Berta also has sex with Joe's younger brother Max Wednesdays in the afternoon in his car and, on Friday nights, with Pete, a neighbor with three young kids whom Berta babysits. They do it in his woodshed before he goes to his weekly "hockey with buddies". Pete promised Berta a new iPhone if she lets him take close-ups of her vagina. Berta is still thinking about this one ... 

Jon(athan)

This is 7 Melinda Crescent, the home of Jonathan (Jon). I cannot show you his picture or mention his current last-name, as Jon is buried deep in the witness protection program of a friendly neighboring country with vast resources and a long reach. To supplement his already generous allowance and for lack of other creative activity, Jon started making Salvadoran Pupusas, marketed under the brand name Giambasi J Pupusas. To his considerable surprise they sold extremely well in the ethnic stores of South-Central Scarborough. Their taste, texture and flavour of the secret ingredient (nut-meg) propelled them to the top of best sellers (sold out every day before 11:00 AM). Demand went through the roof and clients pressed Jon to expand and increase output even offering to invest in Giambasi J, but Jon, a proud artisan, insisted in limiting production to only as many as he could make perfectly as well as keeping the price at a decently affordable level. So there he lives and works with Betty and Beau (his two spoiled and mean-spirited Yorkshire Terriers) and mother ... Jon's mother not that of the Yorkies.