This is Maia Tyddr, born in Cynghordy (Pop. 624), Carmarthenshire, Wales. Her mother Raisa (née Kleinhorn) is from Narva, Estonia and married Maia's father Henry when they met and fell in love at the University of Bangor where she took Biology and he took Criminology. They moved to his family's ancestral home for Raisa to give birth (bringing the village's Jewish population from zero to two). When Maia was twelve they came to Canada and settled in Toronto where she now studies Philosophy and Earth Sciences. She told me that she hates the letter "B" and the numeral "4" and that her favorite shape is the triangle (an homage to Immanuel Kant, kind of her idol). She assumes this position, which helps her focus, for inspiration and decision making. Maia is famously very gay and promiscuous.
Recently Maia was in a traffic accident. The cop who sternly asked for "license and registration" mellowed significantly when he saw her name: "Where you say you from?" when she said Cynghordy, he couldn't stop laughing: "I'm from Cilycwm, you must know it." Maia: "Tidy, are you kidding me? I used to bike there twenty minutes to get pizza at Ozzys." So Delwyn (the cop) thought to give his fellow Welsh a break: ”Tell me exactly how it happened, let's see what I can do.” Delwyn knew that the Welsh are not naturally inclined to conceal their emotions so he was not greatly surprised to hear Maia say "I got distracted, see, by this really tidy girl on the sidewalk, the size of her breasts and the shape of her hips, God! It aroused me suddenly with great intensity, so I braked late and hit that car in front." Delwyn decided to go, in his report, with ”distracted, at fault for collision”. He also decided not to ask if she wanted to grab a pizza sometime. Maia got a $290 fine and her insurance was cancelled. She sold the car and bought a bike, a helmet and a parrot that talks (she called it Isz).
