Reenah Pap and the Sad and Slow Progresion of Sweet Regression

Reenah Pap is a consulting analytical statistician with degrees from MIT and LSE who worked with Schmerzfeld in Basel and with Van Himst in Antwerp. We met for coffee and she told me her story. Corporations and political organizations hire her to produce statistics that prove the views and opinions they currently promote/advocate/support. In her downtime, she designs and produces dazzling head ornaments (below is "Glitter and Gold", her best seller). She is a ruthless mercenary who will deliver quotable stats shamelessly skewed toward the needs and views of her employer. Reenah uses her website https://reenahpapstats.blogspot.com/ to publish her own objective, impartial, well-researched, and stunning stats. She had years of great professional and financial success as her skills in "developing statistics" were in great demand, but Reenah now yearns to retire. She thinks of a hilltop at Altopascio (about halfway between Pistoia and Lucca) where 74.16% of people are kind and will bring her bread and wine, another 28.22% will also bring olives and 17.55% will also bring cheese.

Reenah currently lives in St.Catherines, Ontario with a white dog called Lester and a black cat called Chester (28.95% of cats are black, 6.14% of dogs are white).