Thursday, 30 July 2026

The Number Thirty-Seven

My favorite number is two, but thirty-seven is a very close second. When she was little (like thirty-six and five-eights), she was in love with her upstairs neighbor (thirty-eight) because it was double of a prime (nineteen), and hated her downstairs neighbor (thirty-six), who was three times of a composite (three X twelve). Thirty-seven was especially proud to be permutable or anagrammatic: if she switched digits, she still stayed prime at seventy-three. Here is more on her: 
37 is my favorite spot in the studio.
37 is exactly the number of petals in a carnation.
37 pieces of silver was what Judas was supposed to be paid, but Concullus kept seven for himself to settle a gambling debt.
37 is Elsa's apartment number; she had the largest boobs in the building.
37 is the number of paintings Johannes Vermeer produced. Only thirty-four are universally attributed to him; the other three are in a private, secret collection of a reclusive US millionaire in Steinberghausendorfburg, Maine
37 (°C) is the average normal body temperature for humans
37 is the number of times Franz Schubert and Floriana Wirtz had sex in August 1826. Floriana, a waitress at the Vienna tavern "Zum Schützen", was known as Forelle (the German word for Trout) because of how gracefully and swiftly she moved serving the guests. Schubert, a frequent guest of the establishment, dedicated her his most famous Quintet 
37 is the numeric code for cousin in the UNESCO Numeric Index of Family Relations
... and speaking of cousins ... 
37 is the number of knife wounds that killed Giancarlo, inflicted by his cousin Gianluca after a minor dispute that started when Gianluca was found in bed with Giancarlo's cousin and girlfriend Chiara Finta (who was Gianluca's ex-girlfriend and, also, cousin). Gianluca was sentenced to life without parole and served thirty-seven years. Maria-Carla, wife and cousin to Gianluca, and her cousin Maria-Ilara, wife and cousin to Giancarlo, were relieved to escape a tragic life of abuse by their husbands (and cousins). The three cousins, Maria-Carla, Maria-Ilara, and Chiara Finta, remained very good friends and were often seen having coffee or a glass of wine at The Diplomatico, 37 Clinton Street.

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